moenkie

1. a very loved monkey
2. your man-pretty, pale, tall guy-friend who is planning your doom right now

moenkie is sexy boy ja

by special k February 17, 2005

to moench

to act incredibly dumb as fuck while maintaining a gifted status.

That faggot over there moenched when he asked what kind of pi it wuz in the calculus equation.

by Andrew & Andrew July 15, 2005

Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.

Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.

by Kate McGee June 9, 2011

Moignard

A short, fat, stubborn teenager who likes men/is homosexual.

Moignard, you're so gay!

by moignard is gay October 15, 2008

moinur

Someone who's annoying

That moinur is annoying

by Parole jsj April 2, 2017

Des Moines

Ever wanted to live in a city where you feel insignificant and significant at the same time?

Ever wanted to live in a city where people aren't exactly arrogant and condescending specifically towards you but rather everyone?

Ever wanted to live in a city where nothing happens?

Well, this city is just for you.

Guy 1: "Dude, I gotta go back to Des Moines this weekend."

Guy 2: "Good luck, let's hope you don't die of bordem."

by promeaire February 4, 2013

Moen flying

When playing halo: reach and using the jet pack armor ability you fly higher than necessary.

I got an easy head shot on that guy because he was Moen flying.

by sken53 April 7, 2011