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mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.
"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."
by $$$ February 21, 2004
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minesweeper

A drinking game played in a crowded bar. Players will keep thier eyes open for drinks other patrons have rested on the bar. The player will shout "MINE!" and snatch the drink and drink it as fast as possible. Guarantees a cheap night on the town at the risk of being beaten senseless or catching a disease
We ran out of money at the pub last night, so we just played a few rounds of minesweeper.
by Sam T. Harris December 7, 2007
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w mindset

A god like mindset, that never gets thrown off from a feeling.
Not even crying can throw off their w mindset.
by Laethal December 1, 2022
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Back to the Salt Mines

To go back to tedious work after a good break.
Kids: "Laughing", "Talking"
Teacher: Alright lets get "Back to the Salt Mines"
by Pasty White Boys January 14, 2019
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Minester

A living organism that is under the rule of oneself and filled with extreme cuteness.

A word to be used when someone or something has such extreme cuteness that it cannot be described with any other word.
He's such a Clovie-Minester!
by Viletbod December 15, 2010
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minase

Ok, Im going to be frank, Minase can mean literally anything as long as you use it at an appropriate time. Its mostly used as an expression for blowing your load all over a girls face. Or just sex in general.
1.MINASE!!!!!!!!(Followed by busting a nut on her face)
2. Yo dude I minased this chick last night
3. Yo man this game is minase
4.8============) Minase!!!
5.Minase........
6.This pizza is really minase
by Minase May 2, 2006
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Great Minds

An abbreviation of the classic cliche "great minds think alike".
Used as a reply to any situation when you find a connection between your brain and someone else's.

Comes standard with a pretty egotistic tone; implying that your brain is somehow awesomified because an idea you had was just beat into existence a couple 'seconds earlier. Also implies that the one who says it is slightly slower with their thoughts or self-confidence than the one who it was said to.
by kutlesss429 July 22, 2010
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