Mike

This is an unusual term to some, but I will help to elaborate. Mike is someone who's penis is generally "above average" in girth. Mike is a male, and is most certainly not a dike and he sometimes rides a bike. People love Mike, he is a funny mother fucker. Mike typically has a best friend named Avery who doesn't take shit from anyone. I love Mike, and want to have sex with anyone who's name is Mike.

Mike is the balls, he keeps me going in life.

When I got out of the shower, I looked down and thought I was Mike

by Ding Dong Dick October 15, 2010

Mike

A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him

Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"

by Coolio kiddio September 25, 2014

Mike

Tends to be quite a bitch about many things and then tries to scare u off by running at u. He also threatens to fuck your sister every once and a while which we know will never happen. He also claims he is a ‘hood boy’ which we know is not true because he admitted to having a pussy.

Don’t be a mike (pampering bitch)

by Thick dick nibba November 16, 2018

Mike

Mike Is Fly & Stay With Money But Mike Will Never Fi Up Its Hard Getting Him To Fi Up & Mike Also Let His Girl Run His Relationship Also Mike Breath Smell Like Home Grown Shit

"one day I was having a conversation when mike walk up i Smell straight shit "

by 45john March 14, 2017

Mike

Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis

Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."

by MikeHunt509 March 16, 2014

Miking

the act of developing a viral video in an effort to become famous enough to coin your own term while funding friends crazy get rich quick schemes

"I can't believe he's filming himself doing that! He's totally miking!"

by vall4859 December 06, 2011

Mike

Doesn't give a shit on Lily.
He will appear with his girlfriend, still knowing you have a crush on him.
He will talk about his girlfriend in a work meeting to bring you down.

He will pretend to have no feelings when he is an ocean of emotions.
He will turn into fire and cool down and then burn up again in matter of seconds.
He doesn't really care about her...

Mike give it all or don't give anything to Lily.

Don't play like this with her.

by Ayuryari December 01, 2021