micropenis

A cock lacking a good amout of girth and length. Usually around .25-1-5 inches

Hey guys look, Casey has a micropenis. Does it even count?!?!

by BarneyTheDinosaur69420 July 3, 2019

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I penis that you need a microscope to see

Sir you have a case of micropenis

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

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Nick Oquendo

Nick has a MicroPenis

by Ehhddheurheh January 20, 2020

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Ronald Frere

Ronnie Frere has a micropenis.

by letmepickmydamnnameomg February 23, 2020

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A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020

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When you encounter the man of your dreams only to realize u need a magnifying glass to find his disturbingly small penis in your hand, well two fingers... which then makes you feel like a pedophile unwillingly.

After we got comfortable at his place things got heated and I caressed his loins only to discover I had been micropenalized and felt sick to my stomach right after and ran to the bathroom...

by KOOLKITTY April 24, 2020

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