punch myself in the face

V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

I am going to go home and punch myself in the face, then go to sleep.

by Terry39 November 15, 2007

accidentally myself

An update to my previous definition:
"accidentally" is actually an old meme. Use with caution on teh Internets, especially around places such as /b/.

LovetteCher: HEY GAIS I ACCIDENTALLY MYSELF WITH THIS MEME.

Anon: Lovette Cher can't define worth crap. She accidentally accidentally. Derp.

by Lovette Cher July 31, 2010

Tawni(myself)

That chick I boned the other night.

Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.

by Darren Sutton March 28, 2003

i want to kill myself

A common phrase used among teenagers to express a minor inconvenience.

teen1 "The train is late"

teen2 "I want to kill myself"

by bigPP69420 April 17, 2019

saving myself for the marriage

an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen

so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?

and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage

smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life

non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type

by boustrophedonik December 1, 2010

hitting myself off

Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.

Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."

by The Body May 30, 2006

I find this difficult to finger myself to

When a female watches an online video or reads an online thread and is not impressed, such a comment is usually left.

My opinion on this video? I find this difficult to finger myself to

by tory borty December 24, 2012