Thump Mechanics

1. The use of force to repair an object. 2 Kicking, punching, a mechanical item to make it work again.

Why would I need a mechanic to fix my car? I just used Thump Mechanics and kicked that bitch until it worked again!

by the2ndflood November 11, 2007

The Timepiece Mechanics

The most proggiest assembly of competent musicians ever.

"The Timepiece Mechanics are so prog."

by yogurt3452524 May 17, 2010

Midas Mechanic

A person who is so adept at fixing electronic equipment that they appear to fix it with one touch.

I'm really thinking about giving Engineering a try...you see, I'm a Midas Mechanic.

by EggyBaby February 03, 2011

BioGenetic Mechanics

Utilization of humans visual mind paired with unfiltered access to subconscious for utilization similar to super computer.

Biogenetic mechanics shows you that wasn’t your imagination after all.

by Graveyard Baby March 07, 2020

Mechanical Keyboard

A way of saying you understand nothing about keyboards

Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!

by OKVBOKODS December 28, 2021

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs
on busted stuff,
often utilizing
second-hand or remanufactured
parts.

"I bought a new dodge Quantum.
when something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership,
and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber."

by alteregoboy January 08, 2007

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs on busted stuff,
often utilizing second-hand or
remanufactured parts.

I bought a new Dodge Quantum.
When something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership, and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber.

by alteregoboy December 18, 2006