Macheteable

Able to be, or have been, disected, chopped, sliced or in any other way totally fucked by a machete.

"Hey, you tree, you look extremely macheteable"

by PsuedoFunny August 13, 2008

Machete con machete

Spanish term for swordfighting. Two dicks fighting. Homosexuality.

I think those two guys do machete con machete.

by fr33ddie May 27, 2010

MacChester

The act of being a wing man for some one performing the McChester.(When you go to a bar get wasted and run around naked outside while eating as much mexican food as possible so you have constant diaraherra all over the streets. After that you shove a winchester rifle up your ass until you finally pass out.) The Macchester is also eating as much mexican food as possible but is also shitting on the mcchester's face and or chest. usually the macchester is the designated driver.

Tyrone: yo mc adamsss

McAdams: wut chu want?

Tyrone: did chu hear bout that crazy negro doin the Mcchester with his MacChester??

McAdams: naw dawg

by Bleed_N_Purple July 17, 2010

Machawai

Your mom has a smelly vagina. It's an insult.

Bob you stole my pencil , machawai.

Panggil marilah machawai!

by Pussylord6969 January 14, 2018

Mach 1

The sled that dirty gapes 4 stroke turbos and 800 h.os.

Damn, ur mach 1 dirty gapes my crossfire

by peterdyck December 23, 2021

pons mach shubin

1. (intj.) an expletive used to describe extreme disdain or unhappiness 2. (n.) a derogatory term used to describe someone so vile and malicious that they have surpassed the description of "shubin" and are considered to fit the description for one who is evil.

1. pons mach shubin! i can't find my car!
2. i can't believe that pons mach shubin gave orders to wipe out the entire village.

by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008

Machadamin Meltdown

The act of eating alot of nuts then taking a shit. Then you scoop the piece out of the toilet then freeze it in a plastic bag. Then you proceed to take it out of the bag during intercourse and put it on the womans chest and watch it melt and see the nuts in the shit.

Dude I gave Tit's McGee a great Machadamin Meltdown last night!

by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006