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this is some hard Mathamamatics
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Lean Mathematics

The attempting of logical reasoning whilst under the influence of high grade sensi. The subject may be under the illusion s/he can attempt to work out a highly ambitious problem but will often end up forgetting the original problem before working out the solution. In other common cases of Lean Mathematics, highly simple calculations like working out percentages or adding round numbers are often wrongly executed.
i. Shabazz was in licked out of his head in the back of Icky’s M3 and was attempting lean mathematics by trying to figure out how much profit he could make if he bought two 9bars and sold 1.3grams for £10 each. Reason was he wanted his own M3 and it would take him too long with the wage he got working in his fathers newsagents. After 20minutes trying to work it out with the sound of 2pac pumping in the background, he totally forgot what he was thinking about and instead though about what colour he wanted his car in (matt black or ice white).

ii. Mams went into kababworld at 4am and spent 10minutes using lean mathematics to try and work out if he had enough to buy the 3 kababs and 2 nourishments he wanted and got it completely wrong when he got to the till. He didn’t care though as he still had some green left to bun after he’d consumed his munchies
by A MASON November 3, 2010
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Gangster Mathematics

Gangster Mathematics is the act of obtaining wealth as a result of hustling.
Q: where did you get that balllin ass chain?
A: gangster mathematics
by t-wreks November 29, 2010
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Sado-mathocist

Someone who enjoys tormenting others with maths tests, puzzles or trivia.

Often found in maths classes across the spectrum of education -behind and in front of the teacher's desk. The Sado-mathocist can be identified by their half chewed down pencil from an over-indulgent sudoku addiction, graphical calculator with worn down equals button and a generally quiet demeanour, their mind too busy with the possibilities of oncoming numerical torture.
I was about to make it through my morning physics class, until my hangover was interrupted by a sado-mathocist ambushing me with a mechanics question.
by DaveP March 5, 2012
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additional mathematics

it is a 'thing' that live on Earth just to kill you
i love additional mathematics
' then you are a ghost, right?'
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Dirac mathematics

Dirac mathematics is the discrete foundation of computer science.

It argues that if you lop off a portion of a circle with the line from one point of the cut to the other side of the cut in the circle being a-straight-line basically an arc-tangent-length the number points in the "lop" can be, qualitatively, discrete, infinite, or irrational.

If the circle is cut above-but-parallel-to the diameter the draw-distance of the points extracted from the cut portion will be discrete. If the circle is cut BELOW the diameter-halfway point--the line created from the number of points will have an IRRATIONAL draw-distance.
Dirac mathematics demarcates a corresponding draw-distance based on whether a circle is cut above or below the line of diameter. A cut at the diameter corresponds to an infinite draw-distance using the number of points (infinite) in the cut.

A cut above the diameter corresponds to a statistical inference; a cut AT the diameter (1/2 point) corresponds to CAUSATION.

A cut below the diameter-line corresponds to a regression--scientifically meaningless.
by flightfacilities May 16, 2022
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spaghetti level mathematics

1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"
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