madame guillotine

A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.

The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine

by GG Allin October 8, 2020

Madame Haider

Considered a sex symbol in many parts of france and the middle east, she looks 18,she often gets mistaken for 16, she has a sicilian driver and sardinian bodyguard. Italian have been at service for her family for 7 generations.

Go with the diamonds, they’re so Madame Haider

by nerdjisse March 15, 2021

Male Madame

male prostitute pimp as depicted in
"Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo"

"Now I will become your Male Madame and you are my man whore!"

by Daniel November 29, 2003

Mandah

Pure Awesomeness,
if you dissagree with this legend
you will die,
or perhaps catch HIV or some deadly disease.

"Getcha mandah on"

"no..

WHOAH I FEEL LIKE HIV"

by LegendaryKid July 27, 2009

mandals

An unfortunate fugly fashion mishap involving sandals with leather straps and/or buckles.

There's a fine line between Birkenstocks and mandals.

by Mike Eng May 18, 2006

Madamasselle

Madamasselle, is a stupid dumb ass, and has no real definition for anything.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.

Madamasselle:/ Dang, playing Ever Quest and posting on Urban Dictionary got me really horney. I'm going to have some uber fun having sex with this coke bottle and looking at japanamation on my favorite web site.
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!

by anonymous September 20, 2004

manamana

Originally created by the muppets, this rather addictive and annoying song also appeared on a Coca Cola commercial, where it became more familiar in the public eye. Its really annoying at times.

Person 1: MANAMANA!
Person 2: Doot-doo, do, do, do...
Person 3: God, you're all so damn annoying.

by Spikebennoda July 23, 2008