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maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018
mugGet the maggot farmingmug.

Acting The Maggot

Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework
by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017
mugGet the Acting The Maggotmug.

maggot factory

a dead animal, usually a meat-bearing animal which is high on the food chain, which has lain on the ground long enough for the flies to plant their eggs.
I hit a deer on the way from work three days ago and killed it; if nobody picked it up, it's a big maggot factory by now.
by prairie_looner June 22, 2006
mugGet the maggot factorymug.

groin maggots

Anything in or around the groin that moves independent of the bearer, male or female.
Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!

Monica: groin maggots
by Drexel P Cat August 22, 2011
mugGet the groin maggotsmug.

Maggot Thatcher

Maggot Thatcher feeding off the rotten flesh of society
by Headcharge April 30, 2022
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bank maggot

Person who fishes from the bank who has no means of ever fishing from a floating craft. They usually congregate daily in big droves where access is closest to public roads,fish hatcheries,weirs,or deadlines.Most fish caught are snagged.Found on rivers like S.Santiam.Lewis.Three Rivers ect.
(While rowing down the river) Dude, look at all them bank maggots! lets just pass this spot up, poor bastards will be standing there all day beatin' that shit to a froth.
by mattyfnb July 17, 2007
mugGet the bank maggotmug.

maggot whore

A zombie or other undead creature.
can also be used as a humorous insult.
Get the fuck off me you maggot whore! (undead)
you're such a maggot whore.
by codetheservermaster October 30, 2013
mugGet the maggot whoremug.

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