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dark millennial 

Millennials born too late to REALLY remember the 90s. The turn of the millennium is a vague memory from when they were a child. Old enough now that they are starting to "make it". They have their student loans on a reasonable payment plan and are thinking about buying a house. But they are so fucking cynical because the world is turning to shit right when they are old enough to FULLY understand that they just want to live quietly and vote green (many of them had kids before learning of the 2050 deadline)
My dark millennial side came out yesterday, my daughter fell off the slide and a small part of me thought, better this than a school shooting or oxygen deprivation on Mars.
dark millennial by daismaze August 11, 2019
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snowflake millennial 

Really soft millennials who take offense to everything you say even if it doesn't apply to them. They feel the world owes them something because they always been handed everything, including participation trophies their whole lives.
Milo acts as if the world owes him something, what a snowflake millennial
snowflake millennial by homeboy96 December 5, 2016

Soft millennial 

A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.
I can't make satirical jokes around him or he'll get upset and cry, he's a soft millennial.
Soft millennial by Funkadelic666 February 26, 2017

Emo millennial 20 

Emo millennial 20 is a genre or sub genre of music that arose after the pop punk era came to a bitter end in early 2006. Some musical groups in this genre include Hawthorne heights Cartel *yellow card to some extent* The red jumpsuit apparatus all time low and fallout boy
interesting facts. Many people believe that it was the breakup of Blink 182 in February 2005 that caused the Emo millennial 20 to rise. As well as Cartels album release chroma in late 2005 caused the growth of this genres. Hawthorne heights released there album If only you were lonely which took the genre to a darker place. This genre lasted longer then most modern genres from fall autumn of 2005 to 2013.
Emo millennial 20 by The sonnyer November 24, 2019

True Millennial

Someone who is born on the 1000th year and only the 1000th year. They’ll age with the years!
Sam is a true millennial cause he was born in 2000.
True Millennial by Seraphim Star January 3, 2021

Blue-Haired Twitter Millennial 

Fat, Blue-Haired Feminists who make the worst opinions of man kind, Are always rude to a selective type of person, ( Usually Men) And ruin any kind of mood-set for anyone, because of their bullshit accusations or comforting skills. They try repeatedly to put their own indifferences in things, but it never ends well.
Here Comes the Blue-Haired Twitter Millennials trying to make "Kill all Men" real

ok millennial 

When millennials start saying some ignorant and closed minded, and hypocritical things and Zoomers are tired of their behaviour.
Millennial: Young people these days should care more about the environment. *continues to use plastic ramen bowls and styrofoam takeouts*

Zoomer: ok millennial