Pig Lotion

Copyrighted to D2_Hacker.

You rub it all over yourself and you are instantly drop dead sexy.

Here Joe, rub this Pig Lotion on yourself and you will be sexy.

by James Ash June 24, 2004

LOTIS

Internet slang acronym for "Laughing On The InSide"

Girl #1: So, I went to the store today and the guy in front of me in line was wearing a pink thong.
Girl #2: LOTIS! I'd LOL, but I'm at work now.

by kristentx86 January 8, 2008

Lotis

Rather unitelligent penis shaped mammal, that sucks at hockey, and sucks on Mrs. Cooper's bloody cock!!!

Hey look it's Lotis

by Sterling May 2, 2003

lotita

Refers to a woman's wobbly bits, ie the bum, hips and tits. It is not offensive but not frequently used by chavs or chavettes. Its just the facts.

guy: "look at that girl"
hairdresser: "she sure knows how to shake her lotita"

by Ice Cream Man May 21, 2006

Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.

Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."

by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on.

I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.

by courtski February 2, 2015

Corn Huskers Lotion

What my father uses when he's alone in the house.

My dad must've been using corn huskers lotion, this sock is wet and sticky.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016