Looting the Countryside

While during a multiplayer game, you are so bored that you mute yourself to masturbate.

"Josh? Josh? is he muted? Don't tell me he's looting the countryside."

by VGTPodcast September 22, 2021

Missed loot

Missed loot is when you are taking things that are not yours yet and in that moment you realize that the goods you have, you may lose and the goods that are left to grab might not be worth it so you gotta get outa there with less than all of it.

The goods were taken but some were left, missed loot as some would say

by Dangam February 14, 2023

floor loot

Used to describe a girl who has been with may guys

Originates from the game Fortnite battle royale where “floor loot” isn’t a desired item but is easy for the taking

“Hey bro I broke up with Melissica last week”
“Bro I heard she already got fucked twice last weekend”
“She floor loot bro”

by Shmelvin February 16, 2024

Loot Notify

Loot Notify is a UK Cook Group filled to the brim with inbred children looking to make money through reselling their mothers used socks and knickers for a tiny crumb of profit. Majority of the members RZ included have been found to have sent nudes to underage minors in exchange for so called 'High Valued' Sneakers to sell on.

Jack: ''Yo bro did you hear about Loot Notify?''
Rose: ''Yeah bro it's full of pedophiles!''

by RapidifyToldYouFirst March 23, 2023

Shoot and Loot

Mercenary slang term used to refer to asymmetrical warfare, especially in severely messed up countries.

You don't need much more than some good sunglasses, a Level IIIA vest, and an AK for Shoot and Loot.

by Gunhead_ November 8, 2011

Lavde Loot

When a guy is tryna fuck over another guy mostly a friend by humor

-ak

When your parents are around you joke about your brothers vape addiction and your brother goes
''Kay lavde loot kartoy rao bc''

by akdant July 4, 2022

Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

by SonyBravia February 22, 2025