escalator-cockblock

That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator

Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!

by Whore5 April 21, 2011

Cockblock

The ex that hangs around so your not likely to get any.

John just kept on hanging around, killing any chance of getting laid by Peter...John was such a cockblock!

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Clockblock

Effectively a cockblock, only by someone who simply spends all their time doing something else.

Dude, all she does with her free time is study, its such a clockblock.

by Tbivs September 27, 2011

cockblocker

a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.

You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.

He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.

Vitale is a big fat hairy italian cockblocker who needs to go croak.

by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009

Clockblock

A: A person who prevents you from seeing your clock or prevents you from getting somewhere on time.

B: A person who stands in front of the swim clock preventing another swimmer from meeting his or her interval.

A: Jill- "You're ten minutes late Jack."
Jack- "Sorry my roommate was being a clockblock and wouldn't let me leave till I cleaned the dishes from last night."

B: Coach- "Adam! You missed your interval!"
Adam- "Coach, it wasn't my fault. Mike was standing in front of the clock again.
Coach- "What a clockblock, I'll talk to him about it."

by lolmongoose December 30, 2008

Count Cockblockula

def.when your girlfriend finds the men or boys in the Twilight saga more titillating than you.

opening night of eclipse i wanted to go out to an extremely epic/sexy dinner date and i got Count Cockblockula'd into watching this stooooooopid movie. Needless to say i had to put my blue balls to bed early.

by theprovidence December 7, 2010

cockblocker

when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!

otis scrivner cockblocked me last night, so now i'm going to jack off on his face!

by Texas Tech guy who got cockblocked November 12, 2004