Lightning Rod

When you have a great idea or sudden realization, and it feels as if a lightning bolt just struck the tip of your penis.

Man, when I first found out what a threesome was, I got such a lightning rod!

by Lightning_Rodder August 11, 2010

White lightning

A type of clear cider that is often drunk by kevs. It is bought in off-licences whose manager is either too short-sighted to notice that the customer is only 12, or a work-experience student who feels that the 'imposing' gang of 12year olds standing at the door is too threatening and therefore just plays along with the ruse ignoring the fake drivers licence.

Look at those bloody kevs, they got pist from a sip of white lightning!

by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003

denim lightning

1) what you call someone who is wearing an all denim outfit. similar to a canadian tuxedo, but with the addition of a denim button up shirt.
2) a post punk and/or garage band from northeast ohio.

1) whats up, denim lightning? did you just get back from the metal show? oh, you didnt? well, you look like a real wanker.
2) did you guys see that denim lightning show last night? wow. it took me back to a time when music was actually good.

by the legend the killer January 28, 2009

lightningbolt

Another word for banning a person from somewhere.

You are lightningbolted from this forum

by Micket October 17, 2003

Sharp lightning

A phrase originating from the peanut fields of Como, NC meaning lightning that reaches the ground, opposed to lightening that lights up the sky.

Could be called a "bolt".

Whoa...did you see that sharp lightning. I bet someone got struck.

by Deez Wordz June 9, 2011

Grease lightning

Performing oral sex on a woman until she can no longer emotionally regulate reality ever again.

Johnny grease lightningged Mary Lou and she can no longer drive a car anymore

by Homelessrachel December 20, 2017

blue lightning

A delicious if not nutritious concoction of Bacardi 151 or straight-up gain alcohol, prescription amphetamines such as Adderall or Ritalin, and a blue colored sports drink, preferably one which encourages the uptake of electrolytes, especially likely to knock one’s socks off

alcoholritalinadderallBacardi 151grain alcoholblue lightning

by n0Really April 7, 2009