Lamia

Lamia is a giant bitch with a huge badonkadonk. She's the type of girl you'd look at and wish they were yours. Lamia is the pretty girl you see in the middle of the street and think about forever. But she's a big fat bitch

"wow I wish my girlfriend was a lamia"

by kesioa October 10, 2020

Laimis

A kind hearted soul with so much love to give. Laimis is artistic in everything he does. He has a smile that lights up the room. He is giving and will not let you down. Laimis is independent and a chill person to most, but to his close friends he can be a little crazy. He loves animals, and having pets brings him joy. A person named laimis is hardworking, caring and selfless. He is an amazing friend to those he loves. Get you a friend like laimis, and you’ll have a friend for life.

I wish I had a friend like laimis.

by MYM/KC January 22, 2022

liaison

the mysterious unknown word found in Jason Mraz's "the remedy"

"because the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison"

by rosmollsyd February 29, 2004

Global Laming

The fictitious and nondescript effect of too much smug in the atmosphere. Smug is caused by humans who, among other things, love the smell of their own farts because they drive hybrid cars.

Coined in South park when Kyle's dad thinks he is ahead of the curb than the other residents of south park because he buys a Hybrid.

Guy: Stop acting like such a smug bastard just because you own a hybrid car.
Hybrid Owner: Unlike you I'm trying to protect the earth rather than destroy it. *Smells his own fart*
Guy: That couldn't be further from the truth, global laming is far worse that global warming.

by OKay12 July 30, 2011

galaxy liaison

To be bludgeoned up the botty with a rich, creamy chocolate bar, before feeding it to your pet, making it vomit it up again, then feeding it to your loved one.

Hello darling, fancy spending 40 fine english pence on a galaxy liaison?

by Minkey March 18, 2005

man laminate

The white, viscous fluid that arises from a mans cock end. jizz, or cock glue.

Oh shit! I've man laminated my keyboard!

by john-I February 19, 2004

lamia

1. another clever word for a lady's monthly 'gift'

2. another word for PMS, but a worse version

derived from...

A. From 'Drag Me To Hell" a powerful demon spirit haunting that will torment the victim for three days before taking him/her to hell.

"ew, lo bosworth is such a biotch, she must be on her lamia all the time."

"the lamia has come to town, watch out."

by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010