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leoplurodon

The thing that leads Charlie and his two annoying friends to candy mountain.!
"It's the magical leoplurodon, Charileee!"
by Mariaaaa February 2, 2007
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Leopard Printing

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.
Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"
by Man-Leopard May 6, 2011
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the leopard

when you stick your thumb in a womans ass while hittin it doggy-style then put the thumb prints all over her back so she spotted like a leopard.
I spotted her up like the leopard
by Dizz3L May 13, 2011
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blue leopard

When you come across a frozen body with a blue tint to it, and ejaculate upon it, giving the body the appearance of a spotted leopard.
"I found that girl outside in the cold, I gave her a blue leopard, and now she got dem spot."

"Me and the guys went blue leoparding last night, and we became the kings of the jungle."
by BootyMaster69 December 10, 2013
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Sea Leopard

A long, 6'6", 120 lbs piece of shit found in Eastern Mass swimming pools. Also refereed to as "SEAFUCKER," "SEAFUCK," and "A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN!" Defining features of the Sea Leopard include, but are not limited to the following: Whip marks on lumbar spine, resistance of heavy weights and weight like materials, and horizontal parking jobs.
Guy 1: "Hey, has anyone seen the Sea Leopard today?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"
by HAWKSHIT May 3, 2011
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nathan leopold

Where do you begin with this piece of work. A legend in the streets, and a freak in the sheets. Your superior in all regards of intellect - but would kill to be your slave. Literally. Has an obsession with birds, and his dead best friend. Looks like an insect, but you don't need to tell him. He knows.

Loves his glasses, but doesn't have the fondest memories with them, either. Hates your abominable spelling. Funny, witty, and over-compensating; he's small, but powerful. Or was that something else..?
"Let's go to the zoo."

"No way, man. Last time, you were telling me all about the birds, and shit. Went totally Nathan Leopold on me."
by rosy44 January 31, 2017
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Snow Leopard

1) Feminine: A hot Asian female with large natural breasts
2) Masculine: An attractive Asian male with a large penis
Example 1: "Hey man, did you see that Snow Leopard over there at the end of the bar?"
"I sure did! Who hasn't seen her!? She is busting out of that tank top!"

Example 2: "Asian men aren't usually my thing but that guy in your office is really hot!"
"Yea, I know right! And word is he is a real life Snow Leopard"!
by The Surgeon 315 August 22, 2015
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