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ring tailed lemur

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*
by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010
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Lexus

Lexus is a luxury automobile maker. They make high quality cars equal to that of a BMW or Mercedes-Benz. Have many models ranging from 31,000 to 66,000$, meaning you have to have money to drive one.
My Lexus SC430 could beat the shit out of that BMW!!!
by Bobby Ruoc July 16, 2008
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lemual

The lane that seperates bi-directional traffic that is shared by either direction for making left turns.
dude, pull into the lemual!
by perk March 26, 2004
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Lenus

A Celtic healing god who was a member of the Treveri Trible of eastern Gaul. The tribal grounds included large sanctuaries where there once existed medicinal springs in various parts of now what is known as Germany. Although legend states he is no longer with us, his divine presence is channelled and can be felt though mortals. Therefore, it can be said his energy remains within the collective conscious.

Lenus is the protector of the tribe, bestower of health and general good fortune to whoever he comes in contact with. A very wealthy God both in his heart and materially, he uses this to encourage others to grow and strive for success. He's a kind and gentle God who is admired for his Godly good looks and is even known to exude an irresistible charm and sexual appeal which attracted many of the Celtic Goddesses of that time. His strength, both internal and physical, is like no other God of that time. He has the ability to heal a hurting soul and protect an endangered one, all while using his sharp yet sweet humorous intellect. Also known to be the tribal advisor, he heals millions of civilians through his mystical voice and words. Also known to create masses of laughter with his wonderful sense of humor. Ancamna, his divine Celtic partner, adores him and supports him through out their journey and together they help heal the lands through love, compassion and protection. Their energies are still felt today and work through human beings.
Lenus - God of the Treveri Tribe: healer, protector, lover and bestower of good fortune. A true God in the form of a human
by The lenus June 2, 2010
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Lexus

A reverse engineered Mercedes-Benz ( by Toyota's own admission). Consistently emulate German styling cues, German safety, powertrain and convenience technology. ESP, ABS, airbags, direct injection, adaptive Xenon (xenon itself), air suspension, chassis control - all products of Germany, all emulated years later in Lexus products. Driving dynamics are relatively poor by European standards. The Lexus brand also has little to no equity compared to established Germans which have been making history for generations.

Lexus's are a smashing hit in the US, but not in Europe where they are perceived as gimmicky cars with no status, no innovation, no real chassis/driving engineering. Sales have suffered as a result

At the end of the day, you pay for the great reliability in the complete absence of any driving pleasure, innovations, style, or tier one brand status. Lexus has no premium super car (audi a8), and no motor sport involvement, no performance spec across the lineup (mb amg, bmw M, audi rs).
guy 1: Lexus like Toyotallly does everything so unique
guy 2: there would be no lexus without mercedes-benz you fool. Grow a pair, deal with the extra cost, and buy the real thing you cheap ass.
by Engat March 30, 2009
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leuser

one who has difficulty understanding their girlfriend, usually coming of Chinese decent with the physical aspects of being tall and thin. Male descendants of the Leu family currently located in Plano, TX
Are you going out with that leuser?
Yea . . so?
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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Lesus

1. A fake messiah like the one invented by the Romans. His name is honored on gold coins issued by the Vatican.
2. A horny lesbian.
1. Where Lesus name lieth, may riches cometh.
2. Lesus was a Scissor Sisters fan.
by Option 22 October 12, 2013
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