shaft leech

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.

After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"

by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015

Annoying Leech

An annoying, immature attention seeker who is helpless and dependent on others for happiness. They tend to beg their "friends" to do things the leeches are perfectly capable of doing themselves. Annoying leeches will take advantage of kind people so they can get what they want. They will often make excuses like "it's my birthday today" or "I have no money" to get free stuff. Seen commonly on social media and Minecraft servers. Usually use improper grammar and spelling.

Victim of an Annoying Leech: "Ew, it's J.T.! He's an annoying leech. He begged me for 3 hours to buy him a $40 sushi meal because he 'had no money'. I eventually gave in and got him it just so he'd shut up."

Annoying Leech: "Hey, it's my birthday today. Nobody has given me a present yet. *fake cries*"

Annoying Leech 2: "Pleeeease please please can you get me this video game? I have no money, no friends, and no home."

Annoying Leech 3: "hi saporen, u said ud give me 10$ today, did u lie?"

by grundsätzlich September 15, 2016

Glory leech

Adj. A person whom is so insecure that someone else is getting attention in their accomplishments that they start talking and bringing comparisons about themselves so that they feel included and special.

Normal person: Hooray! Today I am cancer free! Feels great to be healthy!

Glory leech: Congrats! I know the feeling. I was sick with a bad cold all week. Hooray to us and being healthy!

by #1 Italian stalion September 18, 2017

Mr.Leech

Probably an artsy guy who is dashingly tall, and really good at painting. Most often seen with the hair of a one Severus Snape, until his wife gets tired of it and he becomes a hipster. Doesn't appreciate Anna-Maria's memes. A Mr.Leech loves to Mr.Preach, sharing his artistic wisdom. He is really easygoing until someone comes into class late and interrupts his Mr.Speech. Aside from that, he probably wishes he had a light saber instead of a paint brush.

Mr.Leech is so Mr.Niche

by HeadmasterDumbledore October 9, 2017

Spiritual Leech

A person whose self-esteem is so low, that they suck the self self worth out of you and leave you more miserable then they are. In part because the only way they can feel good about themselves is causing others pain.

She was the worst thing that happened to me. A spiritual leech that left me depressed and apathetic.

by Bperkthedon June 10, 2018

Lunch leech

A female that swipes on anyone possible and turns up flirting to 10 to ensure the other person pays for the meal. Then they ghost you.

I went out with this hot chick and she was all over me, telling me how hot I am, then the lunch leech never returned my texts!

by LJ32210 April 11, 2019

Pale Leech

The male negro looking for the free ticket out of his negro existence. He slithers about seeking out white women to latch onto for as long a she allows him.

You guys, a negro just creeped on my profile and is now trying to play like games with me.

Oh, looks like a pale leech sees something it wants.

by dontcare999 August 3, 2019