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laser pig

1- a stuffed pig which makes funny grunting noises when hit against walls or other people's heads.

2- a source of great amusement
"Dude, chuck me laser pig"

"No he's my laser pig"

(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)
by theloaffamily April 10, 2010
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laser

After getting head, I lasered her face.
by Kruug February 25, 2009
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lase kid

A lase kid is in no way relative to a real hardcore.
A lase kid is a type of teen that has claimed a "hardcore scene" by the way they dress eg: late 80's hardcore-bandana, flannlette shirt(mexican gangster), or black attire with 'skinnyleg' pants and dyed hair and blacked nails(post hardcore), no lase kid wears the influencial style of hardcore acts such as 'black flag or minor threat'(which is of course- plain wear...t-shirts and jeans).
Lase kids claim they found this scene for themselves after realising it was 'different'(which is not true as nearly every young kid does it these days)
Lase kids initially listened to top chart hits or had no opinion in music eg: never listened to it.
Many lase kids have been born from the new cult site "myspace" as they can get away with being hardcore to complete strangers who are none the wiser of there true identity.
-That 14 year old kid dressed in all black acting all hardcore is such a lase kid!
by greget November 16, 2006
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laser bop

dude, I just got laser bop.
by donkeyswamp January 18, 2009
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Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.
Did you see that penis laser?
by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010
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Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"
"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."
by John 117 October 10, 2007
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solar powered laserbeam guitar

A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.
"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"
by Greg September 10, 2005
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