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john lennon

Someone we have been forced to call great and talented because he got popped off by some loony and now we are forced to swallow what a great guy he apparently was and how he was the creative force of the Beatles when in reality he was a washed-out hypocrite who only ever succeeded because he rided on Paul McCartney's talents. My friend says he is the human form of love and peace. Yes that's why he abandoned his friends while remaining bitter, twisted and childish about the whole Beatle business. Whole lotta love and peace there...err not. Once you've heard one Lennon song, you've heard them all.
We need to stop thinking John Lennon is a "legend" and accept him for what he really was - a stupid arsehole.
by Ramone Wyman November 26, 2006
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John Lennon

A self-righteous asshole who spewed childish bubble gum music and foul blasphemy that his drug-addled fans thought was groovy. Also, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding left his wife and child for Yoko Ono whom Beatles devotees blame for the fact that the band had run its course.

If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.
John Lennon proclaimed himself and his band as "bigger than Jesus", and also predicted that "Christianity will end". Christianity is still here, Lennon is dead as a doornail.
by Canada Street's in the bldg. November 26, 2006
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John Lennon

When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.
Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!
by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008
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Lenox

An endearing term for someone who has participated in trolling online.
If you ask dumb questions that could have been answered in 30 seconds on Google, think you are such a special snowflake that you deserve your own sales pitch instead of looking at ones already online, you pulled a Lenox.

If you go full on attack like the Hulk, you Lenoxed out.

If you ask for earning shots and other biz-oppy things then that is so Lenox.

And so on, and so forth.
by elBenbo's puppet January 7, 2017
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Lennon

The whites nigga in kislth
Holy shit ther is a Lennon don’t mess with him.i heard he bet up Aiden melon so fuck fighting him
by White nigger Bhoy January 30, 2019
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A dirty Lennon

Having an willie that happens to way half your body weight. When owner becomes deceased at their funeral it is necessary to place their dirty Lennon in there hand for the open casket.
Such a shame about Lennon passing away. The funeral service was lovely. They presented his a dirty Lennon wonderfully.
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Lennon

Fucking gimp and no one likes him,eventually will die of ligma the faggot
He's a proppa lennon yknow
by Henrycrompton December 8, 2019
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