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Klaasse's Law

Every conversation will either terminate on or eventually cross the subject of shit.
Functions in a manner similar to that of Godwin's Law.
"I was up all last night, so I feel like shit."
-"Hey, Klaasse's Law"
"...damn you..."
by Scott O. January 4, 2008
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Klassic

Of and pertaining to the methods used in debunking UFOs in the manner of Philip Klass.
Swamp gas? Klassic!
by General Striker July 9, 2009
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Klapped kings

Big Red and his truck loving gang
Did you see the Klapped Kings roll in to the parking lot like royalty!!
by Steve Clif February 28, 2020
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Klaus

Klaus is one of the kindest, most understanding people in the world and you'll be lucky to have him in your life. He's handsome, compassionate and intelligent. He may have certain little quirks, but you'll learn to love them. He is talented, but rather modest, so don't be afraid to show him your support. Sometimes he might not be in the mood to do much of anything, but with enough time and patience, you'll come to enjoy the quiet moments together with him. And then go crazy. Anything could happen with him around.
"Oh hey, it's Klaus! Nice to see you."
"Klaus is a great boyfriend, he makes me very happy"
by SaltyBaskets November 11, 2021
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Kaps

Another way of spelling caps etc. caps lock. Mostly used when speaking sarcastic to peole who use caps.
Randomguy1: CAN ANY ONE HELP ME PLZ
Randomguy2: OH KAPS MAKE ME LOOK KOOL AND GIVE MORE ATTENTION.

Randomguy1: WARRIOR ARE GREAT DAMAGDE DEALERS
Randomguy2: AND KAPS MAKE EVERYTHING TRUE
by Skyhunter January 24, 2009
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KLAUS

"Does he like it Klaus? Does he like when he touches you with the feather"-Kienan

said with German Accent
To klaus someone is to torture someone named Klaus with a feather
by Movie Producer Zack June 3, 2007
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Kwanza Klaus

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.
"i woke up last night and walked downstairs to get a drink, to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was sitting in my living room playing the bongos.
by music is my soul December 10, 2008
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