Kirking

When one drinks too much on the weekend and then realizes before they go to sleep that work is going to suck tomorrow.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.

Steve: Dude it's Sunday. You're drinking way too much and kirking yourself for the rest of the week.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.

by Cockopotomous January 13, 2018

ass kicking fiesta

An ass kicking fiesta is essentially a beating given out so exuberantly and jovially that it eventually takes on a sort of party atmosphere. Ass kicking fiestas are not often witnessed, as most beatings are at least a little difficult to give out, but if you want to increase your chances of seeing one your best bet is to attend any high school basketball game between a predominantly black inner city school and a small, predominantly white rural high school.

"Hey man, did you go to the New Oxford game? They played York High."
'Nah man I figured it was pretty much going to be an ass kicking fiesta for York High, so I skipped it.'
"Well you were right not to go, because it was an ass kicking fiesta of epic proportions."

by somaedickfromnewoxford December 25, 2011

kicking the tire

Hooking up with and ex.

"Last night I was kicking the tire and it wasnt as tight as I remember"

by Shawn O'Brien May 4, 2008

kiting

When you are flying high as a kite.

I took so much vicodin I'm kiting right now.

by Madison20691 September 10, 2007

Cunt Kicking

When your girl needs a good kicking.

Cunt Kicking is what you do when your Wife being a bitch.

by Matthew Salem is a fucking jew July 14, 2019

The diapered kicking donkey

A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.

"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"

"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"

by Rc979797 July 13, 2015

kicking daisies

The worst band in history that comes from the Connecticut region. Made up of children who can't sing or dance but still shows their ugly faces on TV. They're horrible and they know it!!!!!!!

" Yo by brother killed himsef cuz he got that band stuck in his head

" Must be the kicking daisies"

by morrow5657 December 15, 2011