Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

vinny keeler

A sexy man beast. Has a huge penis. Most of his friends are semi hot. All of them have gay ass hair. He can beat the shit out of people.

Person 1: Hey man you should go talk to that girl.

Person 2: Nah man I saw a Vinny Keeler there first.

Person 1: Damn that guy would fuck you up.

by Jcole123456 January 15, 2017

Robert Keeler

A champion of men who was wrongfully impriosned for self defense.

Wow that guys a real Robert Keeler, a true champion.

by Austinsdum May 11, 2018

gape keeper

Someone who pretends to protect secrets while secretly giving the information to everyone, and in that sense, standing blocking a gaping doorway that can easily be seen through or entered.

Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!

by Peeeny October 14, 2019

cocky keeper

His cock his not his own he's just the keeper of your cock ,he's looking after it for you, and when he's back in your company he hands it back to you 🐱

Hello my cocky keeper when are you returning my cocky back to me

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

Realm Keeper

-Proper Noun-
A realm keeper is an ancient being who watches over all realms and the activity of shifting between them. They forged the Merge Cube and distributed it as a gift for advanced civilizations to travel between them.

I am the last Realm Keeper.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

Jayden keeble

A fat little nonce who’s family is falling apart and he has no friends at school and his hated by everyone

You gonna turn into a Jayden keeble no one likes a Jayden keeble

by Squirter March 20, 2022