nick kappert

a super cool bro who gets all the ladies and gets laid at least 4 times a week....

man, did you hear about nick kappert?? he got laid last night.

by coolstorybro15 September 4, 2011

The Kacper

(n) a colloquial locution that was founded on Friday, May 20, 2011 at around 10:05 am after a invigorating IB English class. The crux of the term lies in its second word- Kacper. Well, it's not exactly a word but rather a name - the name of a rather young, 16 year old Polish compatriot who attends AISB. To get to the point, "the Kacper" is used in describing the action of delaying or postponing a certain event or action for personal gain and/or comic value.

Context: Obama leaves a classified emergency White House meeting to take a shit.

Vice President Joe Biden: "I can't believe Barack just pulled off "the Kacper". "

by theguptaman September 28, 2011

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

Kacper

my ex wo is ew go die u poopy pants

he hates me cuz of my aries traits/personality
but super smexy hot
oof we have been dating for 8 months and he breaks up with me like doooooooooooood I liked uuuuuuuuuu

kacper is ew

ikr

yh I heard about how he made his ex scared of him

rah yah I get u

by ItzMeoofaroofandyeetit August 31, 2019

Dirty Kacper

The act of sucking 3 dicks at once

What were you doing yesterday?

Oh i was just pulling a dirty kacper.

by Gayboy123453 April 15, 2020

kasparian

a person who consumes many shots to the head, by either a.paintbals
b.fists
c.his father

i just got fuckin kasparianed! SHIT!

by bucky November 3, 2006

Kacper

A fortnite Nigger.That's all you need to know

Guy 1: Steve is such a kacper

Guy 2: I know man

by MegumiExplosion September 17, 2018