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Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024
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Kamikaze

Verb. To be stuck with a sticky/plasma grenade and use what little time you have to kill someone with the explosion.
Player 1: I just stuck you!!! lol XD
Player 2: KAMIKAZE!!!!
Player 1: OH SHIT!!! *BOOOM*
PLAYER 2 WAS STUCK
PLAYER 1 DIED
by RAZILFRAZILE June 19, 2010
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kamikaze

when you jerk off to hard with a sock over your dick and your dick in hand.Then it instantly puts you to sleep. just like the fighter pilots from japan.
I had to hit a quick kamikaze before i went to sleep last night.
by 420sexhaver69 January 31, 2024
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Kamikaze

Doing a kamikaze is while you masturbate, you call your parents just before finishing
Yesterday Tom missed a kamikaze and now his parents want to castrate him
by Mastropiero April 5, 2020
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Kamikaze Shart

When you purposefully spray Liquid ass in your restroom to make it miserable for the next person who has to poop after you.
Holy crap dude, I Kamikaze shart the shitter and Mike threw up before he could even begin pooping
by ObsidianWraith March 27, 2023
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Kamikaze

The Japanese enemies are the kamikazes
OH SHIT ITS THE KAMIKAZE GO GO GO SHOOT THE JAPANESE KAMAKAZI
by a random person December 9, 2023
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Kamikazate

Yuh boi, imma kamikazate on that bih so youcan get deep in that pus, ya dig?
by bitchboi217 February 3, 2019
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