kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

by kaptain kernel September 15, 2016

Mattsch-kabob

1 guy sits on hard dick then second guy gets hard and continually stacks more people until it looks like a human kabob

Omg look at that awesome mattsch-kabob.

Or

"Omg Aaron, should complete this mattsch-kabob with 4 other men"

by Alizabethkaydence April 19, 2018

Kid Kabob

When you stick a large pointy object out the window of your car while going more than 45 mph through a school zone to make a kabob of FUCKIN CHILDREN.

Hey did you see that guy who made a kid kabob on the news last night

by Mr. Fister Resister November 19, 2019

cum kabob

when multible people cum on a stick

come in we’re making a cum kabob

by gina avitabile October 15, 2021

Flaming kabob

Fellatio following the ingestion of a capsaicin containing substance

Damn bitch, what did you eat? You just gave me a flaming Kabob!

by Kaboob January 26, 2022

Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.

Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!

by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019