Juniata White Fish

a used condom found floating down the Allegheny River, in the creek/pond area of Penn State Altoona, or any other body of water surrounding "The Alleghenies" in Pennsylvania. They are abundant.

Dude, don't tip the canoe, Juniata White Fish ahoy.

by marilyn mo August 5, 2008

google junior

a know it all who always knows what's going on and is full of dumb facts ; someone who spends all there time googling.

also when you ask someone a question and there only response is "iunno google it".

steve - how do I add pictures to my facebook?

me - iunno, google it.

steve - haha your such a google junior.

by brian geiger December 30, 2008

Seymour Junior High School

Located in the valley of TN this place is absolutely dog poopoo, they serve undercooked/overcooked barnacle looking hamburger patties at 11:30…😐 and not to mention the teachers, don’t ask a question it’s a trap, they tell you to ask questions, then when you ask one they tell you that you didn’t listen and then explain it the same way with no differences, insult to injury.

Yoooo Ms.MidlifeCrisis I didn’t understand example 1 what does it mean? Teacher, Steven your absolutely useless, you don’t listen, you talk too much, you don’t care about school and if you listened then you would understand.
Steven, dang. Goes back to not asking questions and suffering in silence.

Seymour Junior High School: the place where we die mentally.

by Everything is taken bruh October 20, 2021

Junior Seau

A linebacker for the New England Patriots who attended USC. The San Diego Chargers drafted him with the fifth pick in the 1990 NFL Draft. The pick paid off, as Seau (pronounced "say ow") has recorded more than 1000 tackles in his career. Seau has also played for the Miami Dolphins in his 17-year career. He is destined to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Junior Seau was recently named a team captain by the Patriots. Sometime between 1998 and 2000, Seau had to restrain Ryan Leaf after Leaf cursed into a camera.

by Fifi McFeef September 19, 2007

Juniro

An obese Canadian Moose that smells like rotting carcasses. They are usually only seen in the farthest neck of the woods in Quebec. They are a very rare creature. And sights of them have been seen at Lake Titicaca. One is believed to be living in a small town in California.

Person 1: "Ew! Do you smell that?"

Person 2: "There must be a Juniro near! ...Run away!"

by GRIMMGATES January 23, 2009

Junior

A handsome kid just eating his pizza.

If your name is Junior and you're really handsome come on raise your hand.

by brokenmolly May 1, 2018

Junior Freebird

1. The Best Band since Journey consisting of Matt McGlynn and Jeff Hitchins.
2. A Replacement word for anything. (also could be used as Jr.freebird or just Jr.Free)

1. "dude the Junior Freebirds Rule!" "no they dont" "well your gay so it doesint count."
2. i just drank some gasoline! "your such a Junior Freebird."

by Jeff Hitchins July 28, 2008