Jasterbate

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.

Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.

by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005

Jester sham

One of the best Lyrical rappers, right up there with Immortal Technique. Sadly not many people know of Sham cause he is so underground and only has Bootleg tapes out which you can only really find in Philly, but by next year he will be known and hopefully have Cd's available to buy, yet never will be listened to millions and go platinum since he is so anti-Commercial and hates everything about the Hip-pop rappers on MTV and radio. His best song is "Death toll" one of the the most lyrical damaging songs you will ever hear, 3 and half minutes of a nonstoping flow and completely complex lyrics nobody could ever touch.

Sham would never sell out no matter how money u offer him.

by jiggityjacksmak August 21, 2006

joater

The first stage of masturbation

I was in joater when my mom opened the bathroom door.

by Russell Trombone April 27, 2006

Jouster

A slang term given to a male homosexual, to describe the physical act of a male jousting with another male using their penises.

Ryan: Have you ever seen one of your friends penises?

Me: No?! WTF?!

(Later)

Joel: Have you spoken to Ryan recently?

Me: Yeah. He asked me if I'd seen your penis the other day. I think he might be gay, he sounds like a right little Jouster.

by everton9t4 October 13, 2016

jihad jesters

The jihad jesters is any pair of muslim pornstars. They usually are brothers who perform and act in the same movie, but not on each other. The lucky woman can than say she has been jestered. The terms origins come from two brothers who were raised in an affluent Minnesota suburb, but then turned to the porno industry. There family was ashamed and said they were nothing but jesters.

Omar and Talal are Muslim brothers who like staring in the same prono films, therefore, they are jihad jesters.

by Mr. Burfiend July 1, 2006

jesters

A jesters is a wackaloon who works with fellow blondeislost matrons to make the Internet safe for pervies and convert Internet chatrooms to a state of matronation.

He couldn't tell the truth if his life relied on it. His matronation made him a jesters.

by TIZReporter October 16, 2005

Court Jester

The simultaneous fisting of a females vaginal and rectal cavity.

Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink

I just gave my old lady the court jester and now she's walking like she shit out a watermelon

by keepfrosty October 10, 2009