Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.

Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!

by Ally B May 11, 2004

Jonomir

Purple loving wombat fan that runs into coke machines and wins everything. Just, wins. You just, lose. You just, just, just, lose! You can't win Jonomir.

A Jonomir winned me at the coke machines yesterday.

by Steve S September 26, 2005

Jonporter

One who lack's skill in c0d4 especially at no scoping.

polite term of calling somebody a jew.
A Jonporter is a worshipper of the male ''chocolate starfish'' (anus).
Jonporter is also a shade of ginger that can only be deemed as jonporter.
The original jonporter once killed a bear by simply loking at it and had suit's so fine they made sinatra look a bum and a voice that make's a wolverine pur.
Being that there hair is jonporter(slight gingerness) they can be class as the welsh answer to chuck norris.

ZOMG Steve ,jonporter

Lul wut.

by Anusrubber June 16, 2009

joncrowe

A gay person, who regularly masturbates in public parks and toilets.

That man in the park is doing a joncrowe

by Bobiul Kings January 1, 2016

JonDon

Someone who is danker then the rest. He uses his inner Maui to cause powerful waves of dank throughout the world.

What a total JonDon!

by Lord Dank III October 23, 2017

jonor

The ship between Honor and Jack Avery from the band Why Dont We

I ship Jonor so much! Honor and Jack are so cute

by Why don’t we February 17, 2018

jonoski

Jonoski is a chubby white Macedonian. Jonoski's may try to trick you into thinking they have hot girlfriend, be aware, if you look into the eyes of there girlfriend, they will petrify you into stone with their ugliness. The diet of jonoski (aka pizza dough) mainly consist of big macs, because of this they are entitled with soft and squishy skin, usually around the breast area.

"look, that guy is all alone"
"what a jonoski !!"

by Superfuckedup September 3, 2018