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Jonah

A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.
Your name is Jonah.
by TheSpicyPickle May 22, 2019
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Jonathan

Thee most Wonderful Human being you will ever encounter. He is Kind, Thoughtful, Caring, Funny, and Drop dead handsome. When you meet a Jonathan you will constantly ask yourself what did you do in life that was so Amazing to be blessed to have him in your life. When you meet a Jonathan you will not be able to Imagine your life without him. When you meet a Jonathan your life with be filled with so much endless love and laughter. Guaranteed you will surrender your heart to him and never regret it.
Define Jonathan, Basically a Badass Super Saiyan that Broly's got nothing on.
by SaiyanNasu September 17, 2019
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Jonathan

A quiet kid. Has a passion for music and gets girls occasionally. Not very successful in bed but makes it back by selling drugs downtown.
My nigga Jonathan, lasting 20 seconds.
by Ndkskeneednt February 27, 2020
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Jonatas

Jonatas is a guy with very good looks. All the girls want to fuck him. At first sight you might think he is all stuck up, but when you meet him he is really sweet and cool. If you ever need something, you best be sure Jonatas is going to help you. He is very accepting of everyone and always willing to make a new friend
"Oh my god! He is such a jonatas"
by Beeboisdunfun July 12, 2017
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Jonah

The name Jonah comes from the ancient Hebrew word meaning Dove. The white dove is a symbol of peace. A white dove carrying an olive branch or twig is a symbol of extending the hand of friendship and offering to make peace.
Therefore the name Jonah or a Jonah is actually traditionally referring to a bringer of peace . The story of Jonah appears in the Bible, it is a story about a man who undergoes deep personal transformation and learns to put others before himself. The story has been misinterpreted by some who did not understand the deeper moral to the story of Jonah , causing a misuse of the name in some colloquial contexts. Modern people generally do not observe negative definitions and the name has become popular again in the 21sr century.
Jonah is a good friend
by Prof November 29, 2016
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jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.
Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.
by dillard carr January 25, 2016
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dirty jonathan

When you lick the pussy so good that she just grabs your head and she start moaning
I just felt a Dirty Jonathan when he/she was down there
by Vineboy22 July 7, 2020
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