Johnna

The act of massaging a man's genitals whilst lick his anus.

Person a: I gave Tony a Johnna last night.
Person b: You're a dirty skank, we can't talk anymore.

by Cuntwallet June 26, 2010

Johnathan

He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.

Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.

by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019

johnmark(nct)

one of the most amazing ships in the kpop group nct. this ship is between the 2 members johnny and mark. they have one of the most amazing relationships ive seen. you should try shipping them together. if you dont like it then its oka just give it a try!

person1: hey do you ship johnmark(nct)?!?!
person2: omg yesss! i love their chemistry they are so cute together!

by dandy_boy April 12, 2021

Johnathan

Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus

by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018

Johnmark

A fuckboy that just trys to get his dick wet and uses girls for sex

That boys a johnmark don't date him

by Johnmark lasean July 23, 2016

Johngasm

The intense feeling that comes from listening to John Mayer's music. Similar to the feeling you have during an orgasm.

I had a Johngasm while listening to your body is a wonderland today.

by Halscomet123 November 14, 2009

johncracking

Verb

To be Johncracking is to be so bored that you look up things you hate just so you can hate them. Johncracking has a scale going from H To JC : H, not very Johncracking MG, Rather Johncracking LTY, Very Johncracking TW, Dangerously Johncracking and JC, Ridiculously Johncracking.

Sometimes Johncracking is shortened to JC but this is incorrect as it implies extreme Johncracking.

(David) Oh Man I was so johncracking last night i even looked up Twilight!
(Bobe) Woah man thats pretty JC

by Mister Pineapple October 17, 2008