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mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.
Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!
by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017
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poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs
My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom
by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019
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Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.
Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
by Souls_fan April 4, 2023
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puff your own joint

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?
by sri22 March 5, 2011
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flying the blunt/joint

When a person is talking too long while holding a blunt or a joint and doesn’t pass it until it goes out.
Hey yo David, stop flying the blunt/joint man
by densmenace August 7, 2018
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Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.
Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019
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Jintao

A guy whose name consists of Jin, and Tao that sounds different but is really the first name. It is 2 syllables long, and contains 6 letters. If you divide 6 by 2 you get 3, and that means his name in total has 3 words: Jintao (middle name) Wu. Of course, considering the way his name sounds, he is asian, not to mention azn.
"Who keeps making this shit up about me? And only one definition?!" - Jintao, AKA xBreeze.
by Jintao's online friend March 1, 2010
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