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hand jive

a dance found in the movie and broadway musical Grease. Don't ask me how to do it.
I could barely walk when I milked a cow, when I was three I pushed a plow, while chopping wood I moved my legs, and I started dancing when I gathered eggs. The whole time laughed, I was only five, I danced and gave birth to the hand jive!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004
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teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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shuck and jive

To shuck and jive" originally referred to the intentionally misleading words and actions that African-Americans would employ in order to deceive racist Euro-Americans in power, both during the period of slavery and afterwards. The expression was documented as being in wide usage in the 1920s, but may have originated much earlier.

"Shucking and jiving" was a tactic of both survival and resistance. A slave, for instance, could say eagerly, "Oh, yes, Master," and have no real intention to obey. Or an African-American man could pretend to be working hard at a task he was ordered to do, but might put up this pretense only when under observation. Both would be instances of "doin' the old shuck 'n jive."

It has been adopted into non-Afroamerican speech, with a reference to behavior adopted in order to avoid criticism.
In order to keep my job, I had to do the shuck and jive!
by Dr. Mark January 20, 2010
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cb radio jive

The incoherent language spoken by African Americans on the CB radio that can be understood only by another fellow African American CB radio user.
sounding to a White person, "Bla Wa Na Wab Bla Bla Wa Na Bleb Dab Wab Dod Nob Bla Bla Bla Da Mutta Fuckka Dare Brake Brake"
by Maxwell June 27, 2004
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jungle jive

Also known as nigger jibber, and monkey music, it is the annoying black rap music that is ghetto blasted throughout poverty strikin neighborhoods.
Turn that jungle jive off you smelly africanized alabama porch monkey.
by Deet Face December 9, 2007
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Jesus Jive

A dance performed at a VBS or any very high energy worship service.
"Wow Mary Magdalene is really getting into her Jesus Jive!"
by Mablé Rekrek July 27, 2014
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shuck and jive

A phrase no one knew was racist until Yahoo said so.
"Hey man, did you hear shuck and jive is racist?"

"Yeah. Yahoo is my homepage too, man."
by Editor9955 October 24, 2012
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