Jewish Tip 

When you fuck a girl and throw a dollar bill at her afterwards.

This guy gave me a Jewish Tip last night.

Jewish Tip by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

jewish ass rape

A situation that occurs when you are winning at Super Mario Kart and then suddenly find yourself in last place.

"Dude, I just totally got jewish ass raped by luigi and his red shell!"

jewish ass rape by koopa1 November 2, 2006

Jewish Sex 

Sex that occurs only before marriage.

Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to shtup my wife!!! WHO KNEW!!!"

Jewish Sex by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004

Jewish Fever 

When a jew (Most likely male) sees an opportunity to make money, and jumps on it in a heartbeat. In this time of disarray, the jew goes through what is called "Jewish Fever".

"Man, the other day I dropped 33 cents on the floor, and while I was reaching down to pick it up, David just jumped out of no where and swiped it. He must be suffering from Jewish fever."

Jewish Fever by Swaggy P (aka Ashy Larry) February 29, 2012

Jewish Lightning Bolt 

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

Jewish Lightning Bolt by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016

Jewish anal cumspot 

words to be used in the place of 'fuck' or to be used as a name for someone

Bro 1: "Did you drop the hammer dude?"

Bro 2: "Jewish anal cumspot!!"


"Dude, why are you such a jewish anal cumspot?!?!"

Jewish anal cumspot by Chief1234 March 31, 2009

Jewish Holiday

Any time that everybody gets a day off from work or school, but really have no idea why. All the Jews are meanwhile sitting in temple, praying and stuff. Then they get to eat a lot of food and get drunk. It's fun to be a Jew!

passover is fun! we get to eat matzah because we can't have bread! it's all good.

Jewish Holiday by i_<3_cOnFoRmItY! March 14, 2004