A North-Eastern expression of surprise or anger, most commonly heard in Maine. The Yankee version of "Jesus Christ!" Often found in Stephen King novels.
Jeezly-crow, it's cold outside!
by ElginFilmGuy July 8, 2014
Get the Jeezly-crow mug.Jeepsus is the man who is sent by God in a Jeep to help anyone who is in need of help or guidance through the mountains. He usually sports a thick beard and a tastfully yet modest modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon that can get through anything or tow you out.
For example: when one is traversing terrain deep in the mountains in a jeep and they haven't seen a soul all day until the reach the top of a mountain, where a large puddle/pond of unknown depth stands in his/her way. Jeepsus arrives out of nowhere driving a perfectly modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon and drives through the huge puddle no problem indicating that traveling through is possible even in your jeep. After you follow he then offers to make sure your jeep is functioning properly.
#2 You were stupid and got stuck in some mud by yourself deep in the wilderness.. Jeepsus arrives and winches you out.
Jeepsus has a dense beard, and the fly(zipper) on his jeans is made of cast iron and welded together to keep his genitalia from involuntarily busting out of his pants. Nobody fucks with the Jeepsus.
For example: when one is traversing terrain deep in the mountains in a jeep and they haven't seen a soul all day until the reach the top of a mountain, where a large puddle/pond of unknown depth stands in his/her way. Jeepsus arrives out of nowhere driving a perfectly modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon and drives through the huge puddle no problem indicating that traveling through is possible even in your jeep. After you follow he then offers to make sure your jeep is functioning properly.
#2 You were stupid and got stuck in some mud by yourself deep in the wilderness.. Jeepsus arrives and winches you out.
Jeepsus has a dense beard, and the fly(zipper) on his jeans is made of cast iron and welded together to keep his genitalia from involuntarily busting out of his pants. Nobody fucks with the Jeepsus.
Dude, what are we gonna do? We have to get back to civilization, I can't miss my brothers graduation! I can't believe we got stuck out here.... wait who is that driving on (and through) water?? Oh Jeepsus has come to save us!
by abashubu jack May 29, 2010
Get the Jeepsus mug.In crypto trading, someone who sells pretty much no matter what. One or two red candles? Expect jeet panick selling. Also known for selling at a profit so low that it doesnt even cover the tax, and doing so for no reason.
Generally there are two theories about the words origin:
1) Jeet = didja eat/ja'eat? Since they're always readily taking no or zero profit, perhaps because they need a dollar menu somewhere to sustain themselves.
2) Jeet = pajeet. Because they flood the group chats of all the tokens, ask if they should invest $10,000 as if they have $10,000, ask a million questions about the token and make demands of the developer, etc. At some point they quietly throw in what is usually an amount 100 times smaller than what they were talking about in chat...only to pull it for literally any reason in the world.
Generally there are two theories about the words origin:
1) Jeet = didja eat/ja'eat? Since they're always readily taking no or zero profit, perhaps because they need a dollar menu somewhere to sustain themselves.
2) Jeet = pajeet. Because they flood the group chats of all the tokens, ask if they should invest $10,000 as if they have $10,000, ask a million questions about the token and make demands of the developer, etc. At some point they quietly throw in what is usually an amount 100 times smaller than what they were talking about in chat...only to pull it for literally any reason in the world.
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The Jeep J-10 is a fullsize Jeep pickup truck that was produced from 1974-1988. Early models of the J-series truck were called Gladiators and were produced from 1963-1973. The J-10 was a 1/2 ton pickup truck that was every bit as capable (if not more so) than any of the big 3 pickup trucks of that era. Jeep offered the J-10 as a shortbed with a 7 foot box and 119" wheelbase, or a long bed with an 8 foot box and 131" wheelbase. Jeep also offered a 3/4 ton J-20 model that only came in long beds. Although commonly mistaken, there were in fact NO J-30s produced, ever. If you wanted a 1 ton pickup you special ordered a J-20 with heavy duty suspension. Gladiators had a number of different number designations, two of which were the J-300 and J-3000 series trucks. Perhaps partially destroyed Gladiator badges have led to the J-30 myth.
Commonly referred to as a Jeep "Honcho". Honcho was a trim package available for J-10s for several years, along with Pioneer, Golden Eagle, Laredo, Custom, and 10-4.
*NOT* in any way shape or form similar to a Commanche. Commanches are mid size pickup trucks and share thier body design with the mid size Cherokee. J-10s and Gladiators are full size trucks that share thier body with the Wagoneer (and Grand Wagoneer).
The Jeep J-10 is a fullsize Jeep pickup truck that was produced from 1974-1988. Early models of the J-series truck were called Gladiators and were produced from 1963-1973. The J-10 was a 1/2 ton pickup truck that was every bit as capable (if not more so) than any of the big 3 pickup trucks of that era. Jeep offered the J-10 as a shortbed with a 7 foot box and 119" wheelbase, or a long bed with an 8 foot box and 131" wheelbase. Jeep also offered a 3/4 ton J-20 model that only came in long beds. Although commonly mistaken, there were in fact NO J-30s produced, ever. If you wanted a 1 ton pickup you special ordered a J-20 with heavy duty suspension. Gladiators had a number of different number designations, two of which were the J-300 and J-3000 series trucks. Perhaps partially destroyed Gladiator badges have led to the J-30 myth.
Commonly referred to as a Jeep "Honcho". Honcho was a trim package available for J-10s for several years, along with Pioneer, Golden Eagle, Laredo, Custom, and 10-4.
*NOT* in any way shape or form similar to a Commanche. Commanches are mid size pickup trucks and share thier body design with the mid size Cherokee. J-10s and Gladiators are full size trucks that share thier body with the Wagoneer (and Grand Wagoneer).
by J-10 Owner April 11, 2008
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See also Jesus crispy
See also Jesus crispy
Kirk Cameron was cool, but then he turned all jeezoid. Now he bakes other Jesus crispies on his show.
by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004
Get the jeezoid mug.One of the two main characters of a series of books written by P.G. Wodehouse. Jeeves was a butler and veritable genius who got Bertie, his bumbling but well-meaning employer, out of trouble and inevitable misunderstandings.
Bertie: "So there you are. I'm on the horns of...what are those things you get on the horns of?"
Jeeves: "Dilemmas, sir."
(pg. 35, "Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves" 1963)
Jeeves: "Dilemmas, sir."
(pg. 35, "Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves" 1963)
by anon September 15, 2003
Get the Jeeves mug.When a person finds that even with plastic windows and a cloth top they can find no way out of their vehicle, due to confusion, inebriation or fear.
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