Jetsniper

my kickass MSN s/n

jetsniper rules

by Mike September 16, 2003

jetski

(1)A 2-stroke or 4-stroke motor in a fiberglass hull used for recreational use or racing on bodies of water.
(2)The size of a mans penis when its fully erect.
(3)also known as personal watercraft.

Jack and his jetski were chillin at 5%. The next thing you know, hes fucking a fat chick. The next thing you see, hes getting his duck sicked. The next thing you hear, that last one was an indian girl. The last thing you were told, the chances of him being mayor, they definitely now have grown. The last thing you see, is him riding off on his jetski.

by Dalvir916 AKA LJ September 2, 2006

Lob-ject

A person who is heavy, smelly and is idle.

Bob said to his daughter Chelsea "get up you lob-ject"

by David Paul November 5, 2006

New York Jets Fan

A person who has no taste in American Football teams, or doesn’t know anything about American Football.

A person who has faith in the worst team in the National Football League. This usually means the person is a complete idiot.

Person 1: “So which football team do you like?”
Person 2: “Thanks for asking, I’m a New York Jets Fan! Hopefully we can win in the next century!”
Person 1: Backs away*

by AJ070706 September 18, 2022

jetsam

1. One who steals pharmaceuticals earmarked for his/her significant other.

2. One who consistently drops baggies in toilets despite frequent requests from friends to "be careful".

No wonder they hid the coke from David - he can't escape his jetsam past.

by cervixexpress March 16, 2005

T-jection

Being rejected because you are transgender (or any similar condition thereof); primarily applied to the act of being romantically rejected.

Liz: Yep, I think it is over with that guy I told you that I met and had gone out with a few times. I told him I was trans over dinner tonight, and he left my place in a matter of only 10 minutes after finding out. Total case of T-jection I'm sure.

Friend: Aww, Liz... you poor, poor tranny.

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

Ject

Also written as 'ject. Short for reject, deject or eject.

He tried to ask her out on a date, but she gave him the 'ject.

by Franksabunch September 22, 2005