jaylon

a dumbass mother fucker who doesn't know shit. he talks more shit than he can back up. thinks he can fight but can't even beat up a bug. he is the biggest liar you will ever meet. over all, a complete jackass.

"omg my boyfriend is being such a jaylon today"

by shutitwhore February 6, 2017

jayloni kelly

a light skinned rude ass player nigga shit. who likes black boottttty hole. he hurts every girl he meets. he LOVES to break hearts because his own heart is broken because he has to look in the mirror at his monkey ass self everyday. he is the most annoying, obbessive ass whip you will ever meet. his breath smells so bad it makes you wanna throw up from a mile away.

there goes jayloni kelly's alien head cornflake smelling ass.

by XxasdfghklxX July 8, 2011

Jaymon

That nigga Jaymon booty lil but it’s soft as fuck, and his bootyhole tight

“That nigga Jaymon milked tf outta my dick”

by GoodCar August 2, 2019

Jaylon

A tall, slim, caring guy with a love for sex and a deep voice. Known to be secretly interested in gay sex.

My friend asked me if he could suck my penis. He must be a Jaylon.

by Mr. Yhu October 16, 2011

Jayson

Everyone pretends to like him, but deep down they know they just feel sorry for him. Simpletons could better him in every way possible, he clearly isn't good enough for anyone or anything. He's an overthinking pig that has nothing better to do but make a Jayson entry on the Urban Dictionary. The reality is, is that, he's a living retard who's head is as dense as concrete.

Person1: "I love you"
(Person1's mind: "lol, jk")

Carter: I'm a legend

Jayson: shut up

by Nocam May 6, 2018

a jayson

A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.

Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?

Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...

Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?

by Staley12345 October 17, 2017

jaytyn

Jaytyn is a girl that is usually the person that no one likes and is always that one girl that has to tag along with you. It’s hard to get rid of her because she is like a barnicle stuck to you and you can’t get it off, but when you do get her away it’s the best feeling in the world. You can only take so much of Jaytyn until you have to yell, scream, hit, punch, her! She always has to be right even when she’s not, and she’s usually wrong. She will cheat to get her way or to win a stupid game. Jaytyn thinks she has lots of friends but they’re just people that feel bad for her and and want to make her feel better.

Oh look it’s Jaytyn, we should probably run!

by Aqwsde134 October 23, 2017