Jason

A fucking wanker who ignores his girlfriend

him-" I can't talk to you today sorry, I'm busy" *plays crappy video game*

Me-"he says he can't talk to me today, but he's playing a fucking game"
Friend-"look's like your dealing with a Jason"

by Jimothy fucket February 14, 2015

Jason

Jason prefers to talk about things he considers "good" or "gay". When asked to describe himself, Jason used the word "gay" six times, "gaiety" four times and the word "gayest" once when Jason referred to himself as "the gayest man alive"

"Wow Jason is so gay"

by [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] February 15, 2019

Jason

Jason is well hung, manly, kinda funny and the biggest SIMP you will ever meet, only of course to the right girl. Oh yeah, he’s sexy ASF!

*Jason walks in the room*
guy: WAOH! Is your name Jason?

jason: Yes
guy: I knew it! I can see your bulge through your pants!!

by jamalsgurl69 December 29, 2020

Jason

This is a definition of someone elegant, strong, smart and the most handsome guy in the world. Except for Jason vorchees, all Jason are the greatest man alive

Wow Jason is a god church

by Ugandan-knuckles- January 20, 2018

Jason

Typically a very tall man who is kind but very loud after a couple beers/tequila

Ex: hey look at the drunk slender man over there.
oh never mind he is probably a Jason

by Eatmydustfool July 25, 2020

Jasons

People who do not own a car, are about 13 years old and like to flame people who put work into their cars, calling them ricers, even if they look clean. These people also like to avoid posting pictures of "their cars" by quoting words from A ndrew the great e.g. Lolque Ricer, in the biggest and boldest text available on a certain forum.

Dude with an awesome car: Yea, I just bought me a new supra
Jasons: RICERRRRRRRRRr
Dude with an awesome car: How can it be a ricer if it's exterior is stock? Post some pictures of your ride!
Jasons: LOLQUE RICER?

by A ndrew de Great September 14, 2009

Jason

A lumbersexual/hipster hybrid in denial. Also a grass nerd.

Jason wears red wing shoes and plaid shirts.

by Kegthebeg April 11, 2017