Fart Jarrer

When your partner makes you orgasm so hard it jars a fart out.

Last night I hooked up with a fart jarrer, it was both awesome and embarrassing at the same time!

by Ducktard August 14, 2011

jumble jarred

when traveling at high speed on a snowboard and attempting to stop one hits hard pack causing a rapid jarring motion of the knees, hips, and testicles resulting in the sensation of testicular impact.

Ahh...dude, totally got jumble jarred on that one... give me a sec.

by go4bigfuzz June 28, 2016

Earl Jarred Mars

The dumbest fucker around. Earl Jarred Mars is such a fucking idiot that he can fucking throw a grenade at an enemy and end up killing his teammates who are on the other side of the map....

with.out.fail.

WATCH OUT EARL JARRED MARS HAS A BOMB

by XD-Anon June 27, 2019

jarrett and rebekah

Are you a Jarrett and have meet a sweet young lady named Rebekah? Or a Rebekah who has meet a cute cowboy Jarrett? Jarrett and Rebekah's are made to be! They are soul mates. I have been told that if a Jarrett and a Rebekah meet their love is undeniable. If it is truly meant to be they will have a spark.. Both of which having brown hair and brown eyes if truly meant to be.

Jarrett and Rebekah's will fall in love

by FutureMrs_____ September 20, 2014

Jarrett

A person that can only hit after one of his pledge brothers has previously been balls deep so as to try to one up his brothers but inevitably giving mediocre unsatisfying sex.

Man CP really pulled a Jarrett last night when he took Memo's slam home

by JizzleJay48 September 19, 2016

Jaret

He's a peice of shit that will pretend to be your friend and make stuff up for you to like him but when you don't like him back in the way he wants you too or if you don't give him enough attention he will fuck you over.

(Jaret)He made fun of me being sexually assaulted and said "but did it feel good tho"

by xxXHotter than your bitchXxx February 27, 2018

Jarrett

An annoying faggot with a smol pener. He's a dick to everyone he meets and you probably won't like him.

"You see that dickweazle across the street? I bet he's a fuckin Jarrett."

by Will Wonk October 16, 2017