smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.

Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.

by lolababy409 August 21, 2010

Hot Jacking

On facebook, when someone uses a picture of someone else entirely or of themselves and a friend who is more attractive than them so that people who don't know them think they're hot.

Does this girl really look like Yvonne Strahovski, or is she just hot jacking?

by SH4D0W27 March 4, 2011

Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010

Jacking Off

when you take your penis and stroke it up and down intill you shoot the white

that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.

by Kanidate October 4, 2005

Cracker Jacking

The practice of police "jacking up" white people in a black neighborhood.

Cop #1 " Sure is quiet today."

Cop #2 " Yeah. Let's go Cracker Jacking in the projects and kill some time."

by Paddlehands November 3, 2009

Jacking off

Where a man gets pleasure on his dick from using his own two hands

George: Rob, guess what I just saw!?
Rob: what George?
George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all!

by Uhohitsanoreocouple April 1, 2009

Jacking-Around

Fooling around, messing with buddies or other people in a completely dumb way.

Hey!, stop jacking-around.

by Legs Mahoney February 12, 2009