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jackaled

To receive both a blow job and rim job at the same time from a mother-daughter team in a predatory manner.
Hey Joe, how did things turn out last night with that cougar and her cub?

Not good, I thought I had things in controll and then they jackaled the hell out of me. I feel damaged.
by barryglord August 10, 2012
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Cracker-Jackass

1) The guy selling Cracker Jack at Fenway who runs down the aisle then screams at the bottom "WHO WANTS CRACKER JACKS??"

2) The guy at Fenway who stands up during an at-bat to wave down the Craker Jack vendor so his kid/girlfriend/gay lover can fish through the box for a prize.

3) see also Crunch n' Ass-Munch
"Hey, sit down cracker-jackass!!"
by barry mcsorely April 24, 2009
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Jackass

1. An American pack of cunts that perform 'extreme stunts'. In fact they are often not at all extreme, they are just stupid. They have not seen Dirty Sanchez to understand what extreme is.

2. A show named after it intended audience.
Jackass is not funny.
by drift August 25, 2006
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jackass

the person who wrote the definition, in which they included the theory that our president is a jackass. in his theory, he misspelled the word speech, and instead put "speach".
An this dude is actually defining "jackass". All i have to say is: it takes one to know one, and besides, look who can't spell. what a jackass.
by Bodhi August 25, 2006
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Jackassity

Person who immulates the attitude/antics of a jackass. Ridiculous, dopey, stubborn, unwillingness to listen to reason. On a whim is prone to big skipping down the sidewalk or hallways at work without a care in the world even when others call out to him/her that his actions totally reflect "JACKASSITY".
Shaniece got two bottles of pop from the fridge and pranced into the livingroom where party-goers were mingling and listening to soft rock. Shaniece danced around the coffee table to Cajun music in her head as
she drank wildly from the two different pop bottles - displaying the act of jackassity. Someone called out, "Enough of this jackassity, I'm leaving!"
by friendfarley February 9, 2010
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have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."
by NotARapist April 24, 2005
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jackass

show on mtv with 10 american men with special guest that do stunt for a show..bam margera rocks!
by Vic August 25, 2006
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