Pick-up line for the desperate.
"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."
by NotARapist April 24, 2005
Get the have a little sympathy for the jackass down south mug.where one's own stupidity/behavior is the reason for the disappointing situation they find themselves in.
Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.
Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.
Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.
Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.
Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.
by swimmerooo February 20, 2011
Get the Jackassedness mug.The art of being a complete and utter jackass. Very few people can achieve such a great title, but there are some who define it well. Like a queer named c-dav.
by Jakobo April 21, 2004
Get the jackassedness mug.The act of being a complete jackass.
by Siyat September 18, 2011
Get the Jackassedness mug.Driver:" this guy in front of me is being a real jimmy jackass"
passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"
passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"
by The Pi Guy17 February 18, 2011
Get the jimmy jackass mug.You: I wish those mexicans would quit nicking my stuff
Mate: What did they take this time?
You: My Horse
Mate: wow I didn't know u were a pimp! Can u hook me up?
You: no man, i said horse
Mate* disappointed*: Oh. What Jackasses
Mate: What did they take this time?
You: My Horse
Mate: wow I didn't know u were a pimp! Can u hook me up?
You: no man, i said horse
Mate* disappointed*: Oh. What Jackasses
by koonm@n July 23, 2010
Get the Jackass mug.Person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.
Turning the the wrong way on to a "One Way" street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. That's a Pro Jackass, you can't be that dumb without practice and dedication.
by TZA_Unlimited May 12, 2011
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