a dumb bitch who can’t read for shit, mental breakdowns three times a week, failing highschool, can’t speak properly either
jasmine is ew
by whoopschingchong January 2, 2020
Get the jasminemug. 1. someone who throws away a pumpkin after being given as a "heart warming get-well after getting your tonsils removed" present
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
by -B.A.Y. December 24, 2008
Get the jasminmug. A silly mexican with a sexy dad and the most perfectist bestest friend ever and ever (also known as a Jordana).
Boy: "yo man i need me some tacos"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
by percy jackson January 22, 2013
Get the Jasminemug. The most beautiful woman in the world, looks like Michelle keegan and is very kind, helpful to everyone she meets. Is will to do what ever it takes to be there. Ones you meet one you will never forget. Even know you know she is way to beautiful for you. Everyone she meets likes her.
The beautiful JASMINE
by Master unknown February 12, 2020
Get the Jasminemug. One of the most beautiful people ive ever had the chance of meeting. She's the best girlfriend I've ever had, I love her so much.
Whenever we talk I just feel happy, like shes just a wonderful individual.
How could i be so lucky to have her?
Whenever we talk I just feel happy, like shes just a wonderful individual.
How could i be so lucky to have her?
Alexis: "Oh yeah, Jasmine's my girlfriend"
Hannah: "A Jasmine? She must make a great partner! Im happy for you."
Hannah: "A Jasmine? She must make a great partner! Im happy for you."
by SonicTheMfHedgehog May 24, 2022
Get the Jasminemug. by handles R sssssssnice June 20, 2020
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is a girl who loves meme and has her own language which is intriguing. She can be very smart and have the best advice at one time and the next be a dumbass. She is also extremely pretty and should BE MORE CONFIDENT.
“wow these memes are amazing”
“yeah i stole them from jasmine”
“wow these memes are amazing”
“yeah i stole them from jasmine”
by bitchidk January 10, 2019
Get the Jasminemug.