a dumb bitch who can’t read for shit, mental breakdowns three times a week, failing highschool, can’t speak properly either
jasmine is ew
by whoopschingchong January 2, 2020
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2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
by -B.A.Y. December 24, 2008
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Boy: "yo man i need me some tacos"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
by percy jackson January 22, 2013
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The name Jasmine is of Persian origin, meaning ”gift from God."
Jasmine indicates a sweet, loving, and kind personality. She is very adventurous and loves to travel. She most likely has brown eyes that when the sun shines on them they look like honey. Anyone lucky enough to be named Jasmine is graced with elegance and dignity. She loves and cares for her family and friends. She has the biggest heart and tends to put others’ needs before herself. If you need someone to talk to, go to her, she is the most honest and trustworthy person ever. She is truly someone you will never forget.
The name Jasmine is of Persian origin, meaning ”gift from God."
Jasmine indicates a sweet, loving, and kind personality. She is very adventurous and loves to travel. She most likely has brown eyes that when the sun shines on them they look like honey. Anyone lucky enough to be named Jasmine is graced with elegance and dignity. She loves and cares for her family and friends. She has the biggest heart and tends to put others’ needs before herself. If you need someone to talk to, go to her, she is the most honest and trustworthy person ever. She is truly someone you will never forget.
by Pv :) November 22, 2021
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by -smartestever February 19, 2022
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