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Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato
Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.
by Thomas Harold Watson March 30, 2016
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instant carmageddon

an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.
Sorry I'm late but I was driving along fine on Route 95 when I got caught in instant carmageddon.
by bingaling65 July 17, 2011
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Instant kill

What Peter Parker should have used on Mysterio

Wait a minute, who is peter
Karen-"Activating Instant Kill mode"
by Jewel394 April 25, 2023
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Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.
She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.
by Monopoly God May 9, 2021
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Instant Fancy

Metallic paint, usually gold.
Named by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth who said it 'just now.'
Take your instant fancy and pour it onto a palette.
by interferingnewt November 20, 2020
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Instant Legend

A violent game of football played on a small pitch.

The way the game is played is 2 people go on to start one in each net, the ball is placed in the middle of the pitch. Either of the two have to score on the other, when a player is scored against they go off and their team mate comes on. If a player manages to score five consecutive goals on the other team they win the game.

If you score instantly after coming on, its known as an Instant. If you score normally you are a legend, if you save a shot your a hero. Also If you miss the net it is a shocker.
Legend: Holy shit fat boy is an Instant Legend!

Hero: Really?

Legend: LOL JK!
Hero: LOL!
by NeilKetchum September 8, 2010
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