an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.
by bingaling65 July 17, 2011
Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?
Yeah, talk about instant regret
Yeah, talk about instant regret
by BigEElittlePP March 13, 2022
by kendog01 May 03, 2020
When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.
by Monopoly God May 10, 2021
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!
by deshoe June 25, 2015
Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.
by marshanizgut April 28, 2022
by sudoadrian November 01, 2011