instant carmageddon

an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.
Sorry I'm late but I was driving along fine on Route 95 when I got caught in instant carmageddon.
by bingaling65 July 17, 2011
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Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret
by BigEElittlePP March 13, 2022
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Instant ocean man

A man that makes your vagina gush from one look.
He made me wet with one look, what an instant ocean man!
by kendog01 May 03, 2020
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Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.
She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.
by Monopoly God May 10, 2021
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instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!
by deshoe June 25, 2015
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instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.
Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.
by marshanizgut April 28, 2022
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instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina
Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.
by sudoadrian November 01, 2011
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