Instagram

A photo-sharing platform and app used mainly for its post-processing filters and effects. Intragram's user base consists mainly of hipsters.

Instragram is the early 2010s version of the "sepia pandemic" of the late 1990s and early 2000s, when digital cameras were considered new and their users applied the sepia filter gratuitously.

"Take a look at this 1980s polaroid of graffiti that someone scanned!"

"Dude, that's just an Instagram photo of a wall in downtown Toronto in 2013."

by hipster_of_the_month May 8, 2013

instagasm

1) Verb: To instantaneously and uncontrollably jizz in one's pants upon the thought, mention, sight, presence, brief musings, discussion, pondering, or stalking of a person, place where person hangs out, or thing the person likes, loves, or maybe looked sideways at.... or maybe he or she just thinks about it... maybe... you will find out.... you must find out!

2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.

Girl 1: So I heard you saw Terry Hatcher yesterday.. She's so pretty!

Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).

Girl 1: What's an instagasm?

Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!

by Weird People (in a good way) March 24, 2009

Instagrammie

A trendy grandmother who has a lot of cool pictures of her grandchild(ren). Derived from "grammie" informal for "grandmother" and popular photography app Instagram.

Terri has a really cute granddaughter and such cute pics of the two of them together. She's a cool Instagrammie.

by Surfingprincess October 7, 2012

instagrm

When you accidentally spell Instagram wrong, sometimes it may be because you are to tired or otherwise not bothered to spell correctly

Jim: hey dude i just posted go check instagrm
Jack: jim wtf u tryin spell
Jim: i meant to spell instagram

Jack: u stupid!

by SOMEONE.........THATS NOT U June 7, 2016

Instagram Stories

A app where you repost your Snapchat Stories.

Make sure you repost your Snapchat on Instagram Stories.

by The Wade Effect June 25, 2017

Instagram official

A relationship that is determined official because the people posted a pic together on instagram

"dude! I didn't know you were dating Kelly, I saw your pic on Instagram!"
"I guess we are since its Instagram official"

by tapatioman February 23, 2013

instagram

Intagram: a social media app that allows to to post pictures with hashtags and share them with friends
There are many different types of accounts you will find:
1. An account who's owner posts non-stop edits of supernatural and then deletes them all in the next hour
2. An account who posts two pictures, switches accounts, and repeats

3. A guy user who only posts pictures of concerts and his shi tsu

4. A mom who thinks she's hip and uses every filter, light adjuter, and focus editor

5. Someone who reposts celebrities' posts and only uses random song lyrics as captions
6. A user who direct messages you 20+ times a day and doesn't even follow you
7. Someone who only posts pictures of their One Direction tickets and contest/giveaways they've entered

8. A collage student who photoshops emojis or wads of cash or wolves on all their pictures
9. A Kid who only repost with the x-pro filter
10. The "punk" kid who's vocabulary is consisted of mostly cuss words

11. The person who has 30+ hashtags and only 6 likes

Examples of instagram users:

Becci: omg look at my giant Niall Horan poster! #godsgift

Stan: #roxy my Pomeranian chillin' with the band

by wowtortilla February 18, 2015