a innocent bribe is when you are innocent of a crime but you look really guilty. too much falsified evidence against you or powerful people accusing you. where its no way out and you will be find guilty no matter what. so you offer the police an innocent bribe telling them to take a bribe because you are innocent and its no way to beat this case. and it really comes down to your character how you live your life and what you did with it. to see if they trust you. you may even have a track record of previous crimes that people frame you for, and thought you would win because you was innocent and got found guilty for everything. it could of been multiple crimes that are similar to make you look guilty too. so this will be your only way out.
look mr/mrs officer i am innocent of these crimes but its no way to win this case. so take this innocent bribe so i can be free. you could even monitor secretly and see i dont do no other crimes and even the people who accuse me unless they are wolves/wolf in sheep clothing. you wont ever see the real them then.
by John Smith one of many johns March 12, 2022
Get the Innocent Bribemug. by shaobisupernice August 23, 2021
Get the holy innocent high schoolmug. Innocent is defined as a female whom is holy clean during a clothes during a heated interaction. The term innocent is only applied if the female was highly aroused during her menstrual cycle.
by Abracadabrameow September 4, 2018
Get the Innocentmug. 1. Not being guilty to a crime
2. Didn't do anything wrong
3. Nothing happening to you Yet
4. Virginity
5. Not knowing about sex yet
2. Didn't do anything wrong
3. Nothing happening to you Yet
4. Virginity
5. Not knowing about sex yet
1. I'm Innocent of the crime
2. No I'm innocent Of doing drugs
3. I'm still innocent for the time being
4. She is longer innocent After college
5. She Found out too much she is not a innocent child
2. No I'm innocent Of doing drugs
3. I'm still innocent for the time being
4. She is longer innocent After college
5. She Found out too much she is not a innocent child
by 459395 March 7, 2022
Get the Innocentmug. When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.
I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
Get the Innocent-Not-Reallymug. by AndreMontii September 15, 2022
Get the Innocentmug.