portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder

In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

Blendered

When you blend someone

You will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

Blender

A Black person who bleaches their skin, wears coloured contact lenses to assimilate to the Caucasian race

Wow ! have you seen how much their appearance has changed.? Oh that’s a blender’b

by Garms May 6, 2021

Blender

When you have a problem with something or someone, you throw it in “the Blender.” Basically telling someone and or the issue that your gonna blend it or fuck it up.

“God forgive me imma sinner, I put niggers in that blender.”

by anonymous May 18, 2025