Ill Communication

The way in which someone talks with a totally blocked nose due to being ill.

Derived from the name of a Beastie Boys album

"wow, you sound funny"

"I know, I got the ill communication"

by JEistehloserrr March 20, 2011

ridiculously ill

another adjective meaning rad, best, totally bad ass. see also pimp tight

Gina, have you seen that tree that is claimed to have malaria?

Yes Thomas, that yellow tree is ridiculously ill!

by ILoveMorgan May 30, 2006

ill bounce

The ability to jump extremely high or far, with extreme ankle strength. Absolutely necessary for triple jump.

Dylan's got dat ill bounce in his ankle when he triple jumps, where as Rusty's got no ill bounce and can't even leave the ground.

by TRN Ill Bouncer April 18, 2010

ill munch

Some delicious fucking shit, typically a fast food.

"Dude that party was fucking sick, but I'm starving now. Who's up for some ill munch?"

by illmaster5000 December 30, 2009

ill ostrich

Men who are really good at making bagels and are stingy with their money, but aren't Jewish.

Hey, fellows... I know this ill ostrich at the bagel shop who doesn't look Jewish! Theo!

by wellimmikedd December 8, 2010

ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.

Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.

by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010

ill bakeout

when mad people get together in the woods and smoke pot

yo nigga we be havin a ill bakeout tonight at the park. u in?

by sam cocknballs January 13, 2008