independent

Someone too utterly blind of the realities of the world to actual pick a side, while acting smug about it.

Mary is an independent who weighs all politics equally. She also didnt vote and has no idea who her local rep is.

by seminaryfluid April 11, 2021

Independents

A group of men who are buzzing ready to whip it out at any moment in time.

Amy: Who did you call to clean the gutters.
Trisha: The Independents got all up in my gutters.

by FoopDawg July 31, 2021

Independent style

Man standing to pee without holding his penis for best aim.

sense to me.

The sign above toilet in unisex public restroom read “no independent style”.

I was curious and asked my 79 yr old mom and “no hands” was her answer-made sense to me

by anonymous March 15, 2022

independent mom

Independent Mom - not to be confused with a single mom.

A woman- she is fierce! A force to recon with. You may find her struggling to find an equal because they cannot find where they fit. She handles her own. Leaps over all obstacles. Her village was built with her own hands. Her love is overflowing and replenishes with great deeds and reciprocation. The balance of life is held in her hands; she cherishes it!

I know you already know how to do it, since you are an independent mom, but can I help you with (fill in blank)?

by hunneycombs ;) February 5, 2023

independance

the fact or state of being independent.

"Argentina gained independance from Spain in 1816"

by Spectooor March 19, 2023

independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

by Balls2Wall August 11, 2024

independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic

Amouranth is such an independent woman gorilla monster

by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024