I'll Take care of it

Leading someone to believe a task will be accomplished or "taken care of" but actually doing nothing of the sort. Most of the time the quite opposite.
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well I'll be go to hell

Variation of phrase used when reacting to something interesting or surprising ("well I'll be darned")used in reaction to something that doesn't make all that much sense, or is just stupid.
First guy: "I had to split the gearbox at the seam, opened it up, and there was an old bent roofing nail jamming the bitch"

Second guy: "Well I'll be go to hell"

The emphasis is generally on the word "I'll" and on the first three words "well I'll be".
The final three words are generally said in a softer tone, muttered, or said under one's breath.
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i'll take yo manhood

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man
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i'll call you later

Might mean never, a noncommittal way to say I'm not crazy about talking with you now. Not sure when or if I'll want to call you back, but I will "try".
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I'll shank your ass

shank(adj) To cut in lower body, above hips, or in sides of chest. Weapon used to cut being a very stubby homemade knife made of easy to obtain items. When shanking, use fast blows.
Blan shanked Nart S. over and over.
No one can shank like Blan.
I'll shank your ass, nigga.
by Blan October 18, 2004
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I'll blow you

When you blow air on a mans face
I'll blow you if you rub my feet.
(Man thinking you will give him a blow job
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I'll kill your face

A combination of kill yourself and your face generally used to threaten.
Person #1: ...it could be very erotic if you tried it.
Person #2: Don't even go there.
Person #1: But it-
Person #2: I'll kill your face!
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